6 Scary Things You Can Do This Halloween

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/ You used to call me on my landline, late night when I finish watching that scary tape /

 

Boy, I love a good scare! I’m having trouble going to the loo in the middle of the night after watching a horror movie but somehow I still enjoy it! However, real life seems to scare me a lot more than serial killers and vampires these days (just turn on the news, you’ll see…)

At first, I wanted this to be a classic movie recommendation post with Bane but that seemed too obvious. Why watch movies when you can be your own Sidney Prescott instead?! Also, it’s all rated using 5 pumpkins system so you know what to expect. Fasten your seat belts and make sure the lights are all on!

 

P.S. I bet you’ll wish someone called you on your landline and said ”Seven days” after you finish this list 🙂

 

 

1. REVIEW YOUR STUDENT LOANS (or any other loans)

 

Oh, happy day! Let me ditch this life jacket so we can drown in debt in a spectacular manner.

 

 

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2. CHECK YOUR TO DO LIST

 

You have been postponing a dentist appointment for ages and now it’s time you face it. Literally.

 

 

 

3. DEAL WITH SOME ADMINISTRATION YOU’VE BEEN AVOIDING FOR TOO LONG

Health insurance? Visa application? New ID card? Vehicle registration? You name it, I’ll cry!

 

 

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4. SIT ON A COLD TOILET SEAT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING

 

Nothing says Good Morning Sunshine quite as nice as a stone cold toilet seat.

 

 

 

5. READ TODAY’S NEWS

 

…and try staying positive. Every page is like THE END OF THE WORLD Manifesto.

 

 

 

6. ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT BEYONCE RELEASED ” IRREPLACEABLE” 10 YEARS AGO

 

And Christina Aguilera’s Genie in a Bottle got its drivers licence this year. Ok, now go sob on the floor, I’ll leave you to it.

 

 

 

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

 

 

 

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