/ You used to call me on my landline, late night when I finish watching that scary tape /
Boy, I love a good scare! I’m having trouble going to the loo in the middle of the night after watching a horror movie but somehow I still enjoy it! However, real life seems to scare me a lot more than serial killers and vampires these days (just turn on the news, you’ll see…)
At first, I wanted this to be a classic movie recommendation post with Bane but that seemed too obvious. Why watch movies when you can be your own Sidney Prescott instead?! Also, it’s all rated using 5 pumpkins system so you know what to expect. Fasten your seat belts and make sure the lights are all on!
P.S. I bet you’ll wish someone called you on your landline and said ”Seven days” after you finish this list 🙂
1. REVIEW YOUR STUDENT LOANS (or any other loans)
Oh, happy day! Let me ditch this life jacket so we can drown in debt in a spectacular manner.
2. CHECK YOUR TO DO LIST
You have been postponing a dentist appointment for ages and now it’s time you face it. Literally.
3. DEAL WITH SOME ADMINISTRATION YOU’VE BEEN AVOIDING FOR TOO LONG
4. SIT ON A COLD TOILET SEAT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
Nothing says Good Morning Sunshine quite as nice as a stone cold toilet seat.
5. READ TODAY’S NEWS
…and try staying positive. Every page is like THE END OF THE WORLD Manifesto.
6. ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT BEYONCE RELEASED ” IRREPLACEABLE” 10 YEARS AGO
And Christina Aguilera’s Genie in a Bottle got its drivers licence this year. Ok, now go sob on the floor, I’ll leave you to it.